God rest ye, merry Congressfolk
Let nothing you dismay
Keep fighting that Orange Criminal
Impeachèd on that day
To save us all from Satan's Path
A country gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
From Washington to Israel
corrupted scoundrels scorn
the rules of law and decency
with babes from mothers torn
Is this thy best, Melania,
thou queen of third-rate porn?
May the tidings for thee and thy young boy
and thy young boy
Be internment for your clan to our great joy!
Fear not then said Pelosi
Let nothing you afright
Their crimes burnt large in History
shall be a guiding light
to show a flawed democracy
the wrongs to now make right
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
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